Funny Christmas sayings heard at our house

Mom: "Jacob what is Santa going to bring you in your stocking this year?"
Jacob: "A wump of coal."

Mom: "Emma what is your favorite Christmas song?"
Emma:  "Red-olph the Red Nosed Reindeer, of course."
Mom:  "Red-olph or Rudolph?"
Emma: "It's Red-olph because he has a red nose."